RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin
(Source: biscuitgod, via flexoholic)
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.
before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point
(Source: 7ae, via amilka)
Me: [reads a fic]
Fic: “our tongues battled for dominance”